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Old-time followers of my blog may remember my post titled Worst Book Titles Ever. I recently saw these old children’s books in Skai’s website, and just had to share. Enjoy, and apologies in advance for my cringe-worthy comments!

From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

There’s a word for that, bad Teddy!

From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Good for you, Mr. Rogers. Good for you.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

The picture kinda gives away the secret, of course.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

I got nothing.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Honestly, Dick. You’ll lick just about anything, it seems.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Why? Just… why?
From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

What really sells this one is the night cap. And the fascinated look on the girls face. And the embarrassed one on the pig’s.

And that’s three sentences I never thought I’d write.
From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Erm, sure. Sleep. That’s what we call it down at the pond.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

This is wrong on so many levels!From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

On the plus side, they seem happy to be putting out that fire.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Yep, that happened to me once. I didn’t know elephants liked curry.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

I’ll never look at Pinocchio the same way…
From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

If the boy scout on the right’s crying, he’s only got himself to blame, for not using the safe word.From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books“If he doesn’t laugh, the pussy must try someone else.” Many an affair has started that way.

From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books

Yep, that’s pretty much my motto, as well.


For a innuendo-free read, you can always read my award-winning children’s book, Runaway Smile for free!

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