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Nicholas C. Rossis

~ Award-winning, dream-protecting author

Nicholas C. Rossis

Tag Archives: funny

A Long Hiatus

October 1, 2021

I swear, I didn’t plan on disappearing for this long. It was only when I saw that my last blog …

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France Is Bacon

February 25, 2021

I saw this today and just had to share. It’s a story that first appeared on Reddit courtesy of a …

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More Funny Similes and Metaphors

December 21, 2020

Seeing how much you enjoyed my recent post, Funny Similes and Metaphors, here’s another one for you. This one’s courtesy …

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Happy April Fools’ Day 2020

April 1, 2020

It’s April 1st today, also known as April Fools’ Day. While past years I wrote about highbrow pranks like the …

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US vs. UK English (Part 2)

December 11, 2019

In my last post, I shared a video about British English vs. American English by comedian Laura Clery. Here’s part …

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US vs. UK English (Part 1)

December 9, 2019

As someone who lived in the UK but is writing for an American audience, I found this hilarious… I hope …

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Punny Animals

June 23, 2018

I haven’t posted any puns in a while, so here is a fine selection of animal puns from bluebird of bitterness. …

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A Belated Tolkien Celebration

January 11, 2018

January 3rd marked Tolkien’s twelfty-sixth (126th) birthday. I apologize for not being here to celebrate and raise the customary toast to …

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Puns! Puns Everywhere!

November 11, 2017

A few days ago, I was contacted by the good people over at The Salty Pun, who asked me to …

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Merry Christmas, or my 3 Nuggets of Wisdom

December 25, 2016

Once again, Christmas is upon us, and I realize this is the third time I celebrate it with you, my …

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