Angela Haupt of the Washington Post recently shared a fun list with the types of readers you meet during a lockdown.
I belong to the very first group. With a restless 4-year-old always around and with both Electra and me working from home, getting a free moment to read is pretty much impossible…
The working parents who are suddenly also stay-at-home parents
As I can attest, this group is lucky to get through a page of the New Yorker before passing out. These “readers” crave little more than reading the backs of their eyelids. They are caught in an all-day juggling act, and most books are too heavy to juggle.
The solution for parents and anyone else who is wildly distracted — and exhausted: fun short stories.
The readers seeking deeper meaning in the occult
In her 2008 book “End of Days,” the late psychic Sylvia Browne predicted that around 2020, “a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe.” Her prophecy is casting a spell over readers: Kim Kardashian West recently retweeted a photo of one of Browne’s passages, helping trigger a sudden spike in demand for the book.
The escapists running away to fantastical worlds
We hear the weather is nice in Narnia this time of year. Readers are fleeing to appealing worlds that share little in common with our own, like J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth and George R.R. Martin’s Westeros. Hogwarts, too. Enjoy the armchair vacation, escapists; no need to hurry back. And consider my very own sci-fi fantasy series, Pearseus, for your next book!
The parents of young children who are reading (and rereading) every kids’ book they own.
In that previous lifetime known as The Before, these readers might have curled up with “Where the Crawdads Sing” — now it is “Where the Wild Things Are.” “Dark Places” turned into “Oh! The Places You’ll Go,” and “The Green Mile” was replaced with “Green Eggs and Ham.” A Seuss-ed out parent’s first stop post-quarantine: Checking out the maximum number of new titles from the library for a refreshed selection.
If you’re fed up with the classics, you may also consider my own award-winning children’s books, Runaway Smile and Musiville.
The seize-the-day readers keeping busy with new skills
The overachievers among us will emerge from quarantine smarter — and with better buns. Those who are self-soothing by making bread might feast on “Sourdough,” a novel by Robin Sloan.
Others will find inspiration from self-help gurus or in instructional tomes. Your apocalypse self turned out to be your best self? Girl, stop apologizing, as Rachel Hollis would say.
The Netflix enthusiasts who ran out of shows to watch
Those who have quarantine-and-chilled straight out of things to watch can find new material in the books that inspired their favorite shows. After binge-watching “You,” read the novel by Caroline Kepnes; or perhaps Harlan Coben’s “The Stranger” after streaming the Netflix series of the same name. There will even be time for a healthy debate on which was better, the book or adaptation.
[‘The Princess Bride’ and other fantastical novels to help you escape reality]
The benched athletes who consider turning pages a viable exercise option
In the midst of the curveball that is this crisis, sporty titles are helping satiate those who typically prefer spring training to spring releases. “War Fever,” a new book by Randy Roberts and Johnny Smith, examines how baseball converged with the country’s last terrible pandemic. Among the tidbits revealed: In 1918, Babe Ruth had the so-called Spanish flu twice — so baseball, at least, has been here before.
The bucket-list readers who are finally checking off “War and Peace.”
Size matters to these readers, who have time on their hands and tomes on their shelves. Some are returning to their high school English syllabus, tackling those long, challenging titles that might otherwise have taken months to complete. Popular contenders include “Middlemarch,” by George Eliot, “The Count of Monte Cristo,” by Alexandre Dumas and “Ulysses,” by James Joyce — all over 750 pages.
The solo quarantiners desperate for human interaction — and settling for steamy romance novels
There is still time for a knight in shining armor to appear, pledging to remain by your side in quarantine and in freedom. In the meantime, the attention-starved are living vicariously through romance novels.
“In Five Years,” by Rebecca Serle, might keep these lonely hearts company, as would Andre Aciman’s “Call Me By Your Name” — and my very own clean sci-fi romance, A Heaven for Toasters.
The masochists devouring pandemic sci-fi
This global pandemic is only unprecedented to those who have not kept up with disease-plagued science fiction. Ah, the empathy readers now feel for characters grappling with deadly viruses, desolate towns, and extraterrestrial complications. These books offer good perspective, too: Aliens have yet to descend to chase us out of quarantine.
Best of all, titles like “Station Eleven,” by Emily St. John Mandel, and “Cold Storage,” by David Koepp, have what we all want: an ending to this stranger-than-fiction madness.
Which one are you?
jenanita01 said:
I don’t match any of the categories on your list, I’m enjoying have the time to enjoy a lovely story from my reading pile, ‘Himself’ by Jess Kidd. Glorious!
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Nice! As I have a couple of hundred books on my tbr, I know what you mean. Maybe some day I’ll even manage to go through them all 😀
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jenanita01 said:
I like to think so, but it keeps on growing!
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
As I always say, it’s the only thing that grows faster than my waistline 😀
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jenanita01 said:
Better than the other way around!
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Dracul Van Helsing said:
If I had those books available to me, I’d go for the worlds of Lewis and Tolkien as well as the worlds of Charles Dickens and Jane Austen.
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Ah, the classics!
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The Story Reading Ape said:
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Charles Yallowitz said:
The first one, but I usually pass out before I get to reading. Funny thing is that I see so many indie authors shouting for sales online. It’s much than earlier in the year and some are sounding almost desperate. So, I wonder if the pandemic is having a negative effect in some regions. Like Netflix has stolen all the benefits that books could have gotten instead of sharing.
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Ah, the Netflix effect. I’m sure there’s some true in that!
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Amanda Cade said:
I’m a solo quarantiner, so I’ve been reading about five books a week. Not a big romance fan, though. 🙂
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Wow, five books a week! Awesome!
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OIKOS™-Publishing said:
Thats it! Netflix Enthusiasts had to be named. Dont ask me what type i am. It seems of mix of more. Thank you for this really interesting survey, Nicholas. Have a nice afternoon, and a beautiful weekend. Michael
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Thank you, Michael! It’s Easter today in Greece so we’re having a nice BBQ with the missus and the wee one. Normally we’d have the family over but you know…
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Deborah Jay said:
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Do you see yourself in here? I fit into nos. 3, 5 and 6. Not that I’m greedy, or anything… 😉
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Don't Lose Hope said:
An interesting and fun read 🙂
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
I thought so, too 🙂
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Priscilla Bettis said:
I must be a bucket-list reader because Gone With the Wind is looking pretty darn tempting right now!
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Lol – fair enough 😀
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beetleypete said:
I don’t know why, but I am hardly reading books at all during this current lockdown. Perhaps I am spending too much time reading (and writing) blog posts instead? 🙂
Best wishes, pete.
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V.M.Sang said:
Me, too. I’ve read CJSansom’s Dark Fire, but that’s about it. If you enjoy historical mysteries (Henry VIII’s time) this is a superb read.
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beetleypete said:
Thanks for the tip. 🙂
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V.M.Sang said:
I’ve read 3 of his books now. All Shardlake ones and think them all brilliant.
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Your loss is our benefit! The weird thing is that I’ve stopped getting email notifications from you. I’ll resubscribe to see if that sorts it out.
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V.M.Sang said:
I’ve lost the press this button from most of the websites I follow. Most frustrating. I don’t know what the gremlins are up to.
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Sigh… Technology, who needs it, right?
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D. Wallace Peach said:
What a great list. Ha ha. I’m still reading a fairly eclectic selection of books, but with no little kids around, I’m not stuck with children’s books and flash fiction. I hope you and yours are doing well. Stay safe and healthy. 🙂
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
You too, Diana! Thank you 🙂
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wilfredbooks said:
I don’t fit into any of these categories either, Nicholas; luckily, I was able to stock up before my local public library closed for the duration: mostly crime fiction with the occasional spy novel. I’m also working on a web app, but that’s only a hobby that I’d started well before the crisis. Incidentally, I also read Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit [in that order!] before lockdown, so no need to go there! Cheers, Jon.
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Sweet!!
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C.E.Robinson said:
Nicholas, I’m not in any of the categories. But, I am reading online articles, How to write a sequel, and German history (the Berlin Wall 1961), to include in the new story. Querying agents now on the finished manuscript, Sunset Inn wish you were here. Just wrote a blog post—Then What, my experience writing it, and then working with an editor.
https://cerobinsonauthor.com/2020/04/14/then/what
I can imagine you & Electra’s challenges working at home with an active 4-year old. Stay safe & well. 📚🎶 Christine
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Many thanks for the link! Stay safe, Christine 🙂
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theshammuramat said:
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I liked this!
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Haveela Kunche said:
im the bucket list reader coz i finally got some time to tickmark my list hahaha
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Lol – I know what you mean!
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Marina Costa said:
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DebyFredericks said:
Call me the escapist!
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Sounds perfect 🙂
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ancientreader said:
Partly the bucket list reader 😅
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Bucket list is the one I wish I could be… were it not for my daughter keeping us otherwise occupied!
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ancientreader said:
I’m sure she’s fulfilling a major part of some other bucket list of yours already 🙂
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
The biggest part 🙂
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Damyanti Biswas said:
When reality feels like dystopia, fantasy worlds are indeed alluring.
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
We all need a bit of escape 🙂
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kimwrtr said:
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robbiesinspiration said:
An excellent and entertaining list, Nicholas. I have so many committed reads, I don’t have to worry about genre hunting at all. You left off the iconic The Stand by Stephen King (1 200 pages in its unabridged form and scary as hell about a pandemic with flu-like symptoms).
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Nicholas C. Rossis said:
Ooh, good addition! Thank you, Robbie 🙂
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